LadyArsenic declares that I'm black. She even has seen pictures of my sorry 1/4th Irish self (not naked you f'ing douches,) white as can be and says I'm black.
With this eventful statement of a woman who can crush a man's skull with her very own voice, I declare (insert black power stereotype here.)
LadyArsenic
*Giggle* That's right. Draco's black, everyone!